Penny Mordaunt mocks SNP with ‘Twelve Day of Christmas’ poem
Penny Mordaunt ridiculed the SNP with a mock version of the carol The Twelve Day of Christmas.
The Commons Leader took aim at the nationalist party’s record in Scotland as she reeled off a series of blows such as the police probe into its finances and eye-watering roaming charges racked up by an SNP minister on his Holyrood-issued iPad.
Ms Mordaunt was responding to her SNP counterpart Deirdre Brock who asked about “morality” during business questions.
She told MPs: “I think we should have a festive round-up on SNP morality: 12 hours of police questioning, 11-grand roaming charges, 10 years without school inspections, nine sham embassies, eight years of poor child mental health, seven years without ferries, six years shirking welfare powers.”
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To the tune of “five gold rings”, the Portsmouth North MP added: “£500 million overspent on Edinburgh’s tram.
“£4 million to install a heat pump, three high-profile arrests, two overseas jollies, and a dodgy Jaguar EV.”
Ms Mordaunt added: “I thank her. I have succeeded in bringing a smile to her face.
“And I must thank her for being the gift that keeps on giving at business questions.
“I hope that in 2024 better things are destined for the Scottish people.”
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