Alright Q, move on. Oh. Hi I'm Brian, I'm the judge. Wow. Q I need you to take a bite out of the apple. The only thing is uh, you know, how does it. taste? It doesn't matter, they made the cake. If it was= Oh God. Oh God. Don't don't don't don't, don't. Oh! Yes. But you took a bite out of the apple. How about that? That's all fondant there. Mmm, amazing, I love it. What are you planning on doing with that mouthful of fondant right now? You gotta spit that out. Remember that time you gave me shit? Just- Ew. How do you like them apples bargain basement Matt Damon? Start reaching over everything to get what you want. People, carts. Oh, the big guy, the big guy. Oh my God. Yeah, this is a great one. Oh my God, he's at least twice your size. Wrong size, wrong size. No long socks. Excuse me, socks. Got it, medium, got it. Oh, but I need one for Randolph. Wait, Randolph needs one too. Oh! Murr, grab that bra right there and. ask this guy- Do me a solid, could you try this on, I'm trying to fit for my girl. That's some woman. What's that? You know- You know it is. Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow! Okay- Okay. Ow ow! Sal throw a chicken finger right behind. this guy. Oh my God! Oh my- Here he comes. Stand up- Stand up or you lose, stand up or you lose. He's coming in looking. Are you the one who. ordered the chicken fingers? Oh- Are you the one that wanted the chicken,
fingers? I didn't order anything. I was walking down. the boardwalk and chicken came flying across like this. Are you telling me a chicken. finger came flying by and hit you? Back of the building here and hit me in the head. Yeah, I know I threw it. Who threw the chicken at me? I want the guy right now. I'll be on the lookout. Can I have your attention for one quick minute here? Real quick. Here we go, here we go. Uh, Tight Friday is going to come out here in just a few minutes, but I have a quick announcement that uh- It's been brought to my attention that somebody was outside collecting money for the venue here, No one here, it's a free night,. there's no cover charge tonight. So if you find that person, please, let's,
try to get your money back. - You guys. The money's gone. You are in the lion's den now. The place is in an uproar right now. I don't even- Where is it? It's uh- in the fanny pack. And the fanny pack is somewhere else. Nah it's cool, it's cool. Nah it's cool. Where? Yeah it's right. Oh yeah, it's so-. official. No, no. Oh, man, that's my beer dude. Oh my God, this is tense. Why are you- still here? I don't understand why you're still here. Well, I'm a big fan of the band. Hey. Oh my God, do you have a receipt? Do you have a receipt? Do you have a receipt? You're gonna have a receipt when you go outside. Q you didn't tuck your shirt in? No. Why not? Tuck your shirt, you know what you look, like. This is not the military. Q help these customers, doing your best Christopher Walken. impression. Okay, what can I help you with? We're late for a movie, though could we have a Diet Coke? You're late for your movie? Yeah. Please medium Diet Coke. What? Hey, what? A Diet Coke. What size? What size? Are you gonna work on? No! Stop it! Whoa! Medium popcorn, Nachos and cheese. - mark. I want to watch a movie. Alright, alright. Medium coke! Medium diet coke. Medium Diet Coke. And what else? Is everything alright over here? Everything is phenomenal. You sure? Yes. What else would you like? Nachos and cheese, medium popcorn. That is a lot of saturated fat. What else? Yeah, I know. Keep it moving now. Let me see your basketball, kid. Alright, go get it. Leave me alone.,