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This fake movie trailer is based on a. real news story. check it out and try to figure out the headline, . one two covets coming for you three four better stay indoors. wow it's really crowded out here why did, i come outside i should put a mask on. this fall whatever you do don't fall asleep after the news this is because news and, i'm. not wearing any clothes. now playing everywhere. all right there you go panel that is. your fake movie trailer, what news story inspired that scary, movie. local canadian television celebrity uh, walks around naked, downtown is that what it is oh is it all the coveted dreams people been having, yes as a matter of fact it is you're correct for the point the headline from cbc reads anxiety. about coven 19 is following us. into our dreams uh the research comes, from the university of toronto and it found that one-third of respondents are. dreaming specifically about the pandemic. the article describes one particular. dream can you guess, what horrific pandemic dream people are. having andrew walking dead vaccine we get the vaccine it was rushed through trials and it has. weird side effects walking dead vaccine solid guess uh, one of my biggest fears, is that i have been protecting myself for. all all of this time you know like i. carry around my little bottle of of alcohol and and because i have had the nightmare. that uh people come and approach me to, my face with no mask and they are filthy. so i just you know i i just, sprayed them a solid guess jen any idea, what the pops are covered nightmare is. uh i think it's gonna be you know that, awful dream you have where your teeth are falling out except you're wearing a mask so your, mask just slowly fills up with your own. teeth and. you wake up screaming we are now we. didn't know where we are now that was horrifying sorry thank you i, mean i just.


uh maybe you should write a horror movie. very soon uh martha chavez i think you are going, to be correct for the point on that one they say the most uh one of the popular. dreams is being trapped in a grocery. store as hands reach out to touch you from all sides. yes oh like you're a piece of fruit yeah, getting the germs. i have bought so much weird produce, since the pandemic started because you. pick something up and then you're like. oh i touched it like you you pick it up on, the other side it's like the horror show. and then i felt like i can't put it back so if you come to my house you can't come to my house but if you did it's just i have weird fruit i have like. knobby apples, i have misshapen lettuce all this stuff that i was like. you know once i at the beginning of the pandemic, i went up with my i i didn't know if, he'd jump on you or what. so i was wearing plastic pants i. manufactured. a shield with an old shower curtain and a visor and i fell down on the floor and then this weird like on george street on the ground i fell down you, know like a turtle like balancing from my belly and these, women, these women yell at me ma'am ma'am, can we come and help you and i was no. don't touch me and then i thought, i don't know if it's that i am mad, because of their germs or because they call me ma'am in spite that i was in these guys you know we did this happen in real life or was this something it happened oh this happened in real life. yeah i don't sleep so it happened in real life. how did you ever get back turned over i, i i, fought my way and then i turned myself. over. and uh but that's what that's not even a. dream anymore it's reality. well uh back to dreams for a moment uh. ctv. also reported on a study out of finland, that found we are having, shared social dreams about covid, according to the study panel what is the


most common. collective dream we're having, about covid wow oh, basically everyone is apparently having, these kind of dreams right now our our masks are suffocating us and we die. masks suffocating us a very light fun answer from andrew. uh jed i'm gonna go on the opposite roof. because i think i've horrified people enough i i'm going to say we have dreams. where we're all together and hugging and. laughing, and it's like everything's normal it's, beautiful and we're outside get into, uh hugging dreams uh martha i have we, have dreams about. never coming back to what it was before. like uh, no work never be able to touch, people then your serve finishes you, cannot do your buttocks anymore uh a lot of those kind of dreams join martha on her new podcast sunshine and. rainbows for the future but they are nightmares, we are talking about nightmares yeah i know i'm kidding, uh the correct answer is travel difficulties, everyone is having have you had a travel difficulty dream well weirdly enough i was kind of mad because i was hearing about these covered dreams, and i hadn't had any i was like how come i'm not having a kova dream i want to hook cove a dream, last night i had a dream i went to new, york i was stuck at a hotel terrorists came and we had to shelter. and we had two choices either behind the front desk with hundreds of other people or in the casino with thousands of other people so i decide i'm like i'm going, back up to my room even though i've checked out, and i get out of my room and my room. number is 9 11, and then i woke up what are you doing, what is that that's so terrifying i know, my heart was pounding i was mistaken what kind of round is this that's what's. happening everyone's having dreams, everyone's having a lot of travel dreams, you take this show from the radio or tv to frighten people at home kids if, you're still up go to bed don't watch. the show, you're not having nightmares right now i am now i'm having a nightmare right now. you,

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