KBC Spoof 2 | TSP’s Bade Chote

It's just the light, sir. Is that so? I thought it'll cut me and pass by. Hello, everyone., Welcome to this extraordinary game! Called- "I didn't even know, when I became a millionaire" Today on this auspicious occasion, of our Independence Day, I would like to convey my wishes. You have our permission. That's just a figure of speech,, I wish you and you accept it. So ladies and gentlemen,. Thomas Alva Edison was playing with us. And he has won 50 lakh rupees till now. He's only..only 50 lakhs away. from a crore. We'll continue the game with him today and. ask him the last question for Rs.1 crore. So ladies and gentlemen, let's welcome Thomas Alwa Edison with loud applause. He's gone out of town? How can he do that now? Are we not working here? I've got an idea, you look poor, let's play with you. Come on., Come on. - Sir, he's sent two others in his place. - Ohhhh. - He sent two people?, - Yes he did. Call them out...!. Call them out...! Send them away...! Send them away...! Look, Bade-Chote, you've already, become millionaires. You can't be here..., You can't... Sir, we're millionaires. but poor Thomas couldn't get there. Oh... It's really sad if that happens, to a person. No problem at all! Y'all and me will play again and win a million bucks! Come on now.. Come on! So, welcome again Bade-Chote. Tell me now, who have y'all come, here with? Sir, our father has a really big-hand in getting us here. Your father must've supported you, at every step of the way? No, sir. You're mistaken,. he really has long hands. Father! - Say hello to him.. - Hello, sir. Okay, okay!, Back that away! Take it back! Now, before I begin the game, I'd like to ask what you guys are doing these days. We do community service, sir. Serving the country? Proud Indian!, Extraordinary! So let me tell you that the questions, today are related to freedom and country. - That's going to make it easy for y'all., - Thank you, sir. Hold on, let me just tweet. Sir I'd like to let you know, that I know a lot about India like the phone that's hanging and the one you're trying to tweet from isn't Indian. This is an Indian phone, sir.. Look. The Lava Smartphone, sir.

Use this. Can I just tweet? If not Mr. Ranjikanth. will go ahead. Done, I tweeted. - Can I keep it? - No, please give it back. So, Bade-Chote, let's move to, our questions but first I'd like to know what y'all would do with all the money, if y'all won today? Sir, there's an orphanage in our village. What noble thoughts y'all have. We want to break it down. and open a new casino there. You see, the kids in the orphanage gamble. So since they like gambling,. we thought we'd build them a casino where they'll gamble in air conditioning. That's a very unique way of thinking. I'm sure you already know the rules of the game? Of course we do. For example this is the Ace of Spades, now if you throw any card. this will negate its value I'm talking about this game and not, that. Put that away. Put it away! Come now, let's get to, the last question! - Another little question before that?. - Yes. I'd just like to know, your educational qualifications. We've only been able to study, till the 7th grade, sir. Oh...It's sad that you've only studied. till the 7th grade. So here's the next question from. the 8th grade physics book! What is the point where the density of the vibrating air molecules. is maximum and it's rarefaction is minimum? Which language is speaking? - Sir, could you translate this to Hindi? - Of course I will. Computer! Show this question in Hindi! What is the point where the density of the vibrating, air molecules... - Okay, okay...Flip. this queston. At least listen to the options first. How will that help? Look at the question and then look at his face. Does it look like we can answer that? Okay, why don't y'all take some time,. and we'll take a commercial break. They'll give this some thought, and we'll be back soon. You just stay right there! They leave, they don't wait. We also never waited. when we watched. Yeah, we'd take a pee break, mum would watch a sitcom and dad would make a drink. Okay, okay! We're not going. into commercial! We're not! Don't let me earn money,, only y'all earn money. Sir, we need to make a request before you ask the next question. Yeah, tell me. Sir, we're huge fans of you singing,, so if you could sing a line or two... I've become so old! I don't even remember my name so a song is... That's okay. Let's get back to the game. Wow! That's really good., Let's start the game now. Understood!. Understood! This guy can't remember his name but knows the whole para Going forward, what have you decided? We would like to use the phone a. friend lifeline and call Bhitam No no no, I won't call Bhitam. If you. want I will give you the answer. No sir, Bhitam is a changed man. -Are you sure? Really sure? -Yes sir, Just call him Okay computer, please call Bhitam - Hello?.

- Hello! - Bhitam can you hear me? - Hello? Hello, Mr. Bhitam. I'm here you're there where's the network? can you listen to me, Mr. Pritam? Sir, the network is perfect but if you use a foreign phone the speakers won't work! Use this Indian phone. Hello, is this Mr. Bhitam, Yeah, speaking., Whos' this? Oh, nice! So, Mr. Bhitam, this is Amitabh Bachchan, host of "When did I become a millionaire?" "You will never get to know." Yeah, sir. Give me one second. Ohh..Some people do change What change? Just turned on the, tv you're no where to be seen. Some people never change!, Mr. Bhitam! We're just shooting right now, it'll be tellecasted live on 15th August. Ohh ok.. I thought it was a live show. Now you'll tell me that Bade-Chote. are sitting right infront of is You'll tell me they're stuck. at the 1 miilion question. They must've used a life line. now you'll tell me, my time has started. Computer! Stop it, stop it! Look, Mr. Bhitam, you can't copy my voice, and give orders to the computer. I'm the host here and only here I run things around. Only I run the show here! You're trying to mimic someone. and fool the audience! I'm coming for you! Computer, turn the lights off! Who is it?? Look! I'm warning y'all, I'm going to count to 3... If my wig is not back on my head! I will kick your ass I swear 1..2...3! Who did this? Who did this? Hello...?, Hello? Bhitam, this truly is Mr. Amitabh! - Yes!, - I'm serious! - Yes! - Oh okay... Now, you'll copy Chote and ask for my ATM pin? I'm going to call the cops now., Computer! Call the cops now! No, no, no! Sir, he's very naughty., He hasn't changed a bit! Sir, we'd like to flip, the question. Listen, I don't want to play with y'all.. You guys should leave. I've had enough. It's done. Don't get upset... Let's lighten your mood, okay? Let's get some songs out, what say? I'm definitely not singing! I absolutely will not sing! Okay then, let's continue to play. All right, sir. You're okay now... - Now flip the question. - Yes, yes we'll do that. We'll do as you say. Computer, flip the question7 Which of these is our mother? Which of these is our mother? A- India is our mother... B- The cow is our mother. C- Our moms are our mothers. Or is it D- Sherwali(Indian. Goddess) is our mother This is easy!, Lock c ... Sir, doesn't this depend on the occasion? There's mother's day, independence day, dussehra... Look, I need one answer and that's, what I'll lock. That's how you can win. Sir, the answer to this is... They gave the answer and won a million bucks. But I'm not going to reveal their answer Because people often judge the answer, and storm the comments section.