Dhindora | EP 04: Saste Sherlock | BB Ki Vines

How about some coffee while we wait? 12:10 pm. Call it Magic Cafe. Mom, what are you doing? Why are you announcing it to everyone? We need to help others, with all the money we've got. We haven't got any money yet! Let us get the lottery at least. Wait, I'll do something. You were right there, why didn't you take him to the hospital? All this is because of you. Not your dad, it's you who is responsible for all this. How's it possible that nobody saw? There were so many people here. Everyone's busy on their phones nowadays., Nobody cares to look up. - You're also doing the same. - What am I doing? - You're looking at your phone., - Where am I looking? - There's no bigger idiot than you., - Yeah, right. There's no chance doing it this way. Bro, did you see him getting into an accident? It happened right here, he was wearing a muffler. Bastard! - Bro, did you see him in an accident? - He looks like the CM of Delhi. - Get lost!, - Our country is full of useless people. Nobody comes forward to help in a time of crisis. People usually help or pray,. only when they see a benefit in it. How long have you been sitting there, mofo? What's the use of being a detective and not being present at the crime scene? I hope nobody heard. We need some important. information about our dad. Oh! One dad and two moms, his interests are quite yummy! - What? - Not us, it's his dad. He's like my dad. Give me 20 bucks and I'll tell you a secret. - Give him, give him.... - Yeah! Your dad's name is Babloo, his son's name is Bhuvan and mom's name is Janki. Who made this idiot a detective? The biggest sign of an idiot is that, he thinks all others are idiots as well. Idiot, tell us about the accident. - Who caused the accident?, - Who? You? - I know who did it. - Damn, this guy! Who did it, mofo? If you give me 20 bucks... Throw it on his face. He's standing at your 3 o'clock. Do you all wear your watch upside down, morons? There he is. Come, listen to the dhindora This is the first dhindora... Give him some water. Should I lap up the water? Take it away! When will you return my money, Titu? I can pay you back. only if you leave me alive. When I left you alive,, you started running. I've caught you again,, and you're asking me to leave you alive. If it was someone else, I would've inserted a scooter. in his butt and rang the hooter. Son of a... Understand the difference between. playing a game and playing with me. Ludo is a game. But playing with me will make you. end up like him. He had borrowed Rs. 40 Lakh from me saying that he wants. to get his sister married. - Then? - He spent it all. - Weddings are expensive..., - On girls... He was licking somebody else's wife's, navel in Abu Dhabi, moron! You've known me for a long time. This is the first time. I've delayed to repay you. Second time! The first time I'd lent you money to buy a heater for the winter. Yeah, that is because we did not have, a heater in our childhood. Our dad would chew carom seeds and fart under the blanket. That'd keep us warm. The second time, I gave you a cheque. for Rs. 5 lakh for your wedding... Have you forgotten that? I thought it was a gift. Money is never a gift,. just like how a bed is never a sofa. Son of a... I only spare lives as a gift. I am running to arranger your money. I just didn't get enough time to tell you. By the way, where did you find. these four grandpas? Were they going for a morning walk at the park? Son of a.... My uncles... Hold your horses, he just asked. They're no ordinary uncles,. they're trained grandpas. One guy's son left him in an old-age home. While the government ate away another guy's pension. One lost his wife to cancer,, while the last one just loves shooting. Son of a... These are already dead people. who don't fear anything. - Titu., - Yes, Sister. Where are you?, I've been trying to reach you. I was in the park doing laughter yoga. along with some old people. - Stop laughing, listen to me.

- Yeah? Don't tell anyone. We have won a lottery worth Rs. 11 crore. What? Yeah, but we're yet to get the money. Do something...Come home soon and get some 10-11 lakh as well. To pay the hospital bill. Okay, Sister. I am coming. And... How's brother-in-law? He's not okay at all! - I know., - How do you know? I'll call you. Son of a... Are you enjoying hitting me? I'll pay you back from the lottery prize money. How long will you keep borrowing. from your sister, Titu? Lakhan? When I grow up, I'm going to spend. 100 bucks every day. What will you do? I'll give you 100 bucks. every day to spend. - Son of a tint.. - Titu, Lakhan. - Sister's here, let's ask for money. - Yeah, let's go. Sister, please give us 2 bucks. We want to play with the spinning top. What do we want to play? You aren't real brothers. But you, look exactly like Ram-Lakhan. Here you go. Go pay the hospital bill. I'll repay all your money. I've a clean heart. The one who actually blows a long whistle in the song "Long whistle" is the one. with a clean heart. And you'll have to pay me back. Or else, I'll create havoc. in your butt with this bad boy. Son of a... JANTA VIKAS PARTY. WELCOME BACK HOME, MR. BABLOO Mr. Dubey, they're taking quite a long time. They're coming, sir. Son, are they here yet? Not yet! - They're taking so long., - They're coming, sir. It's here... The car is here! - Hail Mrs. Janki! Hail Mr. Babloo!, - What's all this? - Hail Mrs. Janki!. - Hail Mr. Babloo! - Hail Mrs. Janki!, - Hail Mr. Babloo! - Hail Mrs. Janki! - Hail Mr. Babloo! - Hail Mrs. Janki!, - Hail Mr. Babloo! - Hail Mrs. Janki! - Hail Mr. Babloo! - Hail Mrs. Janki.... - Enough! Enough! Greetings, Mr. Babloo. Heartiest congratulations! You winning the lottery has changed. the fortune of everyone in this area. And ma'am, the promises you made, will bring an upliftment to the society. You'll install a lift? He meant development. You said that you'll get my daughter married. - I'll get it done.. - And honeymoon. I'm too old for that,, my knees keep locking. I didn't get a bonus this time., Could you give me one? Okay. Could you refuel my scooty? - Yes, I'll do it.. - What is this? Fuck off! What? Fuck..., Fuck off? - I mean, come tomorrow.. - Yeah, right. Ma'am, my son needs a college admission. I'll do it. - Hail Mrs. Janki!. - Hail Mr. Babloo! - Hail Mrs. Janki!. - Hail Mr. Babloo! We really appreciate it that you are all here. We'll get some rest now. Please, fuck off. - What all promises you've made, mom? - Not a lot, son. We'll put up benches in the park for old people to sit. We'll conduct some small weddings and renovate. the neighbourhood school for kids. Where will you get the money from?. Do you know the expenses? What's the lottery for? All will prosper. Again lottery? Mom, how can you believe something that you haven't even seen? - Have you seen God?, - No. - But He exists. - You and your silly talks. - Have you seen the flip-flops in my hand?. - No. But it's here. Welcome to Magic Cafe, what would you like to have? I'll have a latte and a choco-chip cookie, please. - What will you have? - What do we get here? Rs. 250? Rs. 600? So expensive? There's nothing less than 300 bucks. Rs. 250 for sparkling water?. Does it sparkle that much? Ah, 70 bucks! - Water! - What? Nothing, there's nothing much here. I'm paying for it. Then one cappuccino and a club sandwich. Alright, sir. Thank you. Which book are you reading? Hi book, hi book, hi, hi. - Who is the author?. - That Japanese author. Dil Liye Jai Jai. What is it about? So this book is all about introvert people. This book is about people who, umm... basically haven't figured out. a way to speak to other people. And, they're into Playstation,, and into stalking girls from their tuitions. And give zero fucks about house parties. Frankly, even I don't give a fuck about what you're saying. I mean, how can someone look. so beautiful even while talking? Her eyes are so pretty. I have better hair though. I'm sure! I've never been so nervous before. But I have never been in love before. I want to keep listening. The waiter will come and ask me. - She's calling me too.. - Bhuvan! - Come out, Bhuvan, somebody's calling you.. - Bhuvan! - Come out soon....

- Bhuvan! - Stop dreaming and listen!, - Bhuvan! - Sir? - Yeah, yeah! - Your coffee., - Yeah. Your cappuccino... Your latte. Where were you lost? What are they talking about, mofo? Let me read their lips. - I want to study abroad., - Where? - London.. - Nun? Me too. Me too? - Where?, - Trinity College of Music. Titty? He is saying titty. - That music school?, - Yeah! That's in London too. - You have plans to get admission? - Yes, I do have plans. He has plans to take her. Are you listening?, He has plans to take her. What are you saying, mofo? How can they get so frank, mofo? It's just been two days since they met. My grandfather must be so proud of him. I've filled the admission form. Let's see what happens. Why do you want to go to London? I want to study about the functioning of the brain. I want to know about the different diseases, umm, of the central and. the peripheral nervous system. And how it works in the human body. - They're making dirty gestures.. - Yuck! Hello! Wait. Give me 10- 5 minutes.... I'm coming. Okay? Bye. - So sorry, I've to go. - Okay, I'll also leave. - No, you sit.. - No, I am okay. The food's bland here. - I'm good. Umm... Cash.... - It's okay, I got it! Idiot didn't get his wallet, how embarrassing! They are leaving, they're leaving..., Catch them. Okay, then... Once you're done reading this book,, can you lend it to me? Yeah, of course, why not? - I'll give you once I'm done.. - Done. - I'll see you tomorrow? - Yeah, sure. I'll see you. Take care. Why did you call us here, mofo? There is some important work,. we need to do it together. Ask her if she is okay with that. This is related to dad, you fool. To find out about the lottery ticket, we got to visit the crime scene. Which king built it? It's an Urdu word. We need to personally go there and find out. Let's go. But how do we go? Rickshaw? - I don't want the ring, mofo!, - Take it, son, I'm requesting you! What was that? You got anything? Brother? There was an accident here., Did you see? Yes, I saw it. It was a very scary accident. Did you see who hit him? In which video? Did you see the face of the one, who caused the accident? Yes, he was thrown in the air. from the impact. But I was busy making paan. - How, mofo?. - First, I applied this... He's asking how the accident happened. Oh, that? There was a car. Distract them. You see the pole in front of you. Don't tell them anything. Yes. - That dog sitting in front of the pole., - Where? That four-legged dog sitting there. What? I'll insert this betel nut. inside your tool, you'll pee out tobacco. What about him? That's the accident scene. We know that too, but who did it? I don't know, I wasn't even here. You just said that you were making paan. I sure was making paan,, but I didn't see anything. How's it possible that nobody saw it? There were so many people here. Excuse me, this... - I've found her.. - Who did you find? Did you see him getting into an accident? Sorry, I did not see it. People usually help or pray, only when they see a benefit in it. - Okay! - I stay in Chanakyapuri, and I came over here. to get vegetarian biryani. I understand. When will you go to Chandni Chowk? - Who caused his accident?, - Who? - You? - I know who did. Who did? - Give me 20 bucks... - Throw it on his face! He's standing at your 3 o'clock. Do you wear your watch upside down,, morons? There he is. Sameer, there he is! - Wait, dude!. - Are you blind, idiot? Why don't you get safety wheels, you idiot! You go left. - Take the left lane!, - Sorry. - Take the right one., - Yes. Oye! - Pervert! - Everybody's mad! If you give me 20 bucks,. I will tell you a secret. Go straight then take a right,. he's standing stuck to a wall. I hope nobody heard. How long will you read? Settle down with me. Why, am I dust to settle? Damn! Hey! Sorry bro! Wait up, man! Are you playing ping pong, you bastard!. Wait! Hey! What are you rubbing? Wait up! He runs too fast, moron. There he is! Wait up! Bro, have you seen a guy, wearing a black suit and a hat? You must not have seen. People don't guide the way because of police. Although they saw the criminal coming. But they still lie to the chasing party. Why didn't you grab him? I've stopped grabbing. Give me 20 bucks and I'll tell you a secret. No. Rs. 20! He's coming from the right. Did you see a guy in a black coat? Yeah! I watched Krrish three times. Oh, my God! Why do you drink so much? Wait up, man!. You're ruining my reputation, mofo. Oh, yeah! Come, listen to the dhindora This is the first dhindora...